I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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