My friends, they love my intelligence
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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