Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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