Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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