After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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