Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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