How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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