I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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