I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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