I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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