I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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