i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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