I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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