What should our trivia night team be named?
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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