So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm passing your future prison.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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