He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So vagazzling was a success
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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