she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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