I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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