At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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