I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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