Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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