i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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