return my video game
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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