SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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