its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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