And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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