so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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