So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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