Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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