apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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