I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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