she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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