you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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