She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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