The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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