I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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