Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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