best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i dont even know how to be here
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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