So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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