Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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