Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
worst night to have a conscience
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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