fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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