I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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