So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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