her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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