Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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