Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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