Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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