Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize