the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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